Friday, January 23, 2009
Crankbunny
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Sunday, January 18, 2009
New Meanings for Old Word
Via: Washington Post
Once again, The Washington Post has published the top submissions to its yearly contest, in which readers are asked to supply alternate meanings for common words. The winners are:1. Coffee (n.) - the person upon whom one coughs.
2. Flabbergasted (adj.) - appalled over how much weight you have gained.
3. Abdicate (v.) - to give up all hope of ever having a flat stomach.4. Esplanade (v.) - to attempt an explanation while drunk.
5. Willy-nilly (adj.) - impotent.
6. Negligent (adj.) - a condition in which you absent-mindedly answer thedoor in your nightgown.
7. Lymph (v.) - to walk with a lisp.
8. Gargoyle (n.) - olive-flavored mouthwash.
9. Flatulence (n.) - emergency vehicle that picks you up after you are run over by a steamroller.
10. Balderdash (n.) - a rapidly receding hairline.
12. Rectitude (n.) - the formal, dignified bearing adopted by proctologists.
13. Pokemon (n) - a Rastafarian proctologist.
14. Oyster (n.) - a person who sprinkles his conversation with Yiddishisms.
15. Frisbeetarianism (n.) - the belief that, when you die, your Soul flies up onto the roof and gets stuck there.
Some of these are a little weird... but I just posted them all anyway.
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Friday, December 5, 2008
:)
I realize in the past I have used this blog to post interesting things.
I'm still going to do this.
It's just I'm also going to post things about my life on here too. Like about my day and stuff.
I'm going to start with today :)
Before School:
I woke up like onn time (7:30, bla!) but right before I woke up I had this really weird/crazt dream. Like I was in Twilight, and I was Bella ans stuff, and looked like her/me combined, but everyone else was from the office, like Edward was the tie-guy (I've only seen a few episodes, so I don't know their name's) and Alice was the chair-girl. And when I met Edward, I was like"Wow, your Edward Cullen!? You look like Tie-guy." (Because apparently I had heard of Edward befor meeting him.) And he was like"Yeah" Andyway, past this it gets a little foggy, but I remember Edward saying "Pale, and sparkly we stand, werewolfy we fall" a lot. But alas, (did I seriosly say alas??) I woke up and had to go to *cry* school. Oh! And I had this egg for breakfast and it was yummy. Just thought you needed to know this.
1st Period (AKA Science)
We had a test thing about the different parts of a cell, what they do, what they are, where in the cell they are, etc. I'm pretty sure I won't ever need it in my life, but whatever because it was easy (and I hate to say it, but it was acually really interesting) Then, Mr. J (who, FYI, is the most awesome teacher in the entire world. I mean he is really really awesome! And that is a tuff feat coming from me. I grade my teachers harshly :) hee hee, just kidding. Then we talked about this fundraiser we are doing to raise money for Madagascar, we are going to sell teeshirts. It seemes fun and there are definitly a few shirts that I want.
2nd Period (AKA Math)
Bla. This has to be the most boring class in my whole schedual (not counting Spanish, but that's not boing, I just think the teacher sucks, like she acts like a sub!) anyway, absolutly nothing happened. Nothing, the only thing worth mentioning was the Friday Song of Awesomeness. And that's not even part of math class, it just happens during that period. The Friday Sond of Awesomeness is when everyone in our entire grade gets into a clump and we all sing the Friday Song, which goes "It's friday, it's friday, hip hip horray it's friday all day, YEAH!!" It sounds retarded and little kiddie, but it's not, it is pure awesomeness!
3rd and 4th Period (AKA Core)
Pretty much nothing of intrest happend. It wasn't that it was boring (like math) it just was that nothing really happened. We did work, and that was it. But we did get into a heated disscussion about if the US was a empire. I was pretty much like, what? no! the whole time. Because when you think of empires, you think of Rome, and really do not like Rome *pictures a really long Roman numerals and shudders* That's right. I hate an entire empire, time period, whatever, becuase of it's number system. Sorry, but Roman Numerals are just stupid and... scary. No laughing!!!!
Lunch and Recess.
Today's lunch and recess was really boring... almost nothing happened. Except that Emma had Nutella and I had to hold it a little bit while Emma tried to get some of her perfectly white jacket. And I was not allowed to eat it, which is a form of tortue. Anyway, to get me not to eat it, I was to pretend I was Edward and the Nutella was Bella. When I had to give the Nutella back to Emma, she ate it. So I dubbed her James/Victoria. Oh! I also learned that if you poke a hammer head shark in the nose, it wont be able to see and get really confused. Don't ask me how I found this out (JK!)
5th Period (AKA Spanish)
Pretty much nothing, because we did almost nothing, we tooka quiz that took me 5 minuits, and the rest of the class 30, so that was half the period. Then it took about 20 minuits to settle down enough to do anything, so we only had 10 minuits of acual working. I did find out that Jack R. is an a** (excuse my language, but it is the only word that could possible decribe him. Enough said.
After School
I have yet to find out what exciting (I wish) things will happen now.
Bye!
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Sunday, November 9, 2008
Awesome Video
OK, so I can't load this video plain onto here, because the site it's on is being dumb. So heres the link to the video. But trust me, you will be laughing your guts out on this one!
Heres anouther, I think funnier then the first.
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Election!
OBAMA WOOOOOOOOOON!!!!
Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!
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Sunday, October 26, 2008
I stole this from Ananka's Diary!
Sorry people! I just HAD to put this on my blog, it's too good!
Encyclopidia of 40 Awesome Street Artist's Besides Banksy!
And while I'm stealing ideas from Ananka's Diary, check this out too!
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Saturday, October 25, 2008
Kinda Sorta Tagged
Hi Peoples! I was kinda sorta tagged (see title :) International Mastermind was tagged and it said "anyone else interested in it" I fall into that catagory! So here goes:
I would like to travel to:
My Favorite Place:
Favorite Food:
Favorite Pet:
Favorite Color Combo:
Favorite Article of Clothing:
Least Favorite Article of Clothing:
Favorite Song:
Favorite TV show:
Town in Which I Live (This is what it looked like a LONG time ago):
First Job:
Dream Job:
Bad Habbit (No, this is not clear nail polish. It's anti-nail-biting polish):
To Do Before I Die:
If I Had a Million Dollors:
It would take to long to post all the pictures of things I would do it I had a million dollars, so here is a (very short) list:
Go to Europe
Charity
TRAVEL!
Buy some new things
Help parents pay off house
Ect.
Biggest Fear (No this isn't a random dust cloud. It's a nuclear bomb attack):
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