Here we have your average credit card stealing theif, and then some:

Ok, I hate to start off a blog with stupidity, but this one was just too funny! After "finding" some credit cards in his house, (yeah right) a 21 year old man decides to use them. After all, it couldn't be hard to make a fake charge, right? Apparently, though, nothing is impossible. He started out small, as most theifs do. Starting with coffee and cigerettes (Just saying, ewww!) Huh, he thought, I"m pretty good at this. later, police arrested the man, where upon he imediatly confesed. How exactly did the police catch him? Turns out, he signed his own name on the recite! I'm thinking Darwin Awards! Annyone with me?